Monday, October 26, 2020

DEADLY WATER




 DEADLY WATER: D-

This film is so bad that Vudu can't even advertise it correctly. The film's description is that of a deadly octopus but in the film they actually fight a giant squid.
The writing in this film was outright laughable. Nepotism slams hard as it is clear that the only reason Charlie O'Connel has a job is because of his brother Jerry. I'd call him the discount bargain bin version of Jerry, but I think it's safer to say after three weeks they'd change the sign from "FREE!!" to "PLEASE TAKE".
The film sets him up with a decent story of revenge but as the film progresses he seems more obsessed with scoring with the new hot chick he just met than he does in garnering decades worth of vengeance.
The dialog in this film was so bland and delivered in such a monotonic tone. This was just plain awful.