HOLY MOTORS

HOLY MOTORS

HOLY MOTORS: F Actually make than an F - 

Movies like this just piss me off. They have no story. No plot. No character development. Just a bunch of nonsensical shit happens on the screen, making you say, "WTF?" every three seconds and then the movie is over. 

Yet read the reviews, and people praise this film. Call it daring and courageous. Somehow they conclude the absurdity as funny. It's perverted film, and rather than call them film out for being disgusting,crude and inelegant, they instead feel that it's lack of structure is brilliant.

I'd rather watch a film of Dylan Patterson battling a severe case of constipation, where the entire film takes place with him on the toilet. It at least would be more entertaining than this royal piece of rubbish.

Dozens of film makers, directors and writers doing what they can to make good, quality, entertaining stories and it is shit like this that has an audience and is making money, and they aren't.

Crap like this is why I am bound and determined to make it as a writer. If shit like this can garner and audience and make money, so can I.

If you're really, really drunk or on LSD then I suggest checking this out. If not, don't waste your time. This film sucks.